theatergeekery:

Credits to @omcook on Instagram
  • stephen sondheim: Lawyer's rather nice, if it's for a price, order something else, though, to follow, since no one should swallow it twice!
  • me: OH MY GOD THAT"S WORDPLAY AND THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE AND LAWYER JOKES
  • stephen sondheim: then you career from career to career
  • me: HOW DID HE DO THE THING WITH THE SAME WORD WITH DIFFERENT MEANINGS
  • stephen sondheim: the woods are just trees, the trees are just wood
  • me: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT IS SO FUCKING TRUE HOLY SHIT
  • bean-about-town:

    mariuspontmercywould:

    Marius Pontmercy would read through the Terms and Conditions. All of them.

    Enjolras would read them just so he could ignore each and every one of them

    macnamarah:

    girls don’t want boys they want moritz stiefel to be alive

    spookyhanschen:

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    but why do i find this so funny 

    zombiewendla:

    *gentle sobbing*You fold his hands and smooth his tie you gently lift his chin *Sobing violently* Were you really so blind and unkind to him can’t help the urge to touch to kiss to hold him once again *Punching a wall* Now you close his eyes never oPEn thEm *Banging head against the wall while bawling* A shAD ow PAsseD A shadOW PAssed yearnINg YEarning for The foOl he cALled a Home AlL ThinGS He EVer DID ARE lEFT BEhind

    zero-graviza:

    Do you hear the people sing…? No? Well, you’re going to. Because I know all the Les Mis songs and I’m not afraid to use them